I’m not sure I’d recommend listening to Nicole Jackman’s advice should you find yourself standing on the shore at Ehukai and wondering what to do next. Here’s a few gems from How to Surf Pipeline: Never take the pipeline for granted. Maintain a stable foothold and keep your hand away from the wave away from your body. Keep the knees bent, head forward and eyes alert. Maintain the ride through the pipeline and out the other end. Seriously? You’d be better off watching North Shore.

How to Surf Pipeline